Dear sleep-

I thought you and I were great friends, what happened? Lately you seem to disappear when I have to use the bathroom. We go WAY back and I know that sometimes I haven't taken relied on you like I should, but just to bail on me when I need you most? What gives? Is it because the days are starting earlier? Are you a vampire suddenly?
Please come back for your nightly visit and stay through my bathroom break! All it is is 2 minutes, if even that. Our relationship is still serious business to me, lets work it out.
I know I've been drinking a lot of water, but it is good for me. And the weight loss and better eating will be great for the both of us, I swear.

-J